A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5.The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

 

shakes his head,

and declares,

'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.